Paramount Bicycle Repair - Somerville Massachussetts

been a long winter over all. the move of my shop ( over a year ago ) has taken a toal.    still organizin’ , finding parts and general stuff. lots to have when in a businesss like this.   but hay! I got it!…..i think..

moved into a new home stead too   ….it’s all work, on forward.      paint, wood ,steel . BRING IT ON!

dont let this cold hold you down, ride ok? ,  move,   walk, ride, eat and be healthy……dont forget to stretch.

lots of stuff to offer , kickin some abandoned bikes for sale,,, peices and parts. sale items ….winter brings the deal to” they that know”

and lots of love,.

be good, be healthy………………T

have a sence of humanity, a sence of humor , a respect for each other.

BE SHY ON THE GRIN,  but always have on the inside, a grin.

here we ar’ the cusp of winter , tweak yer bikes now!

winter,

spare hat , mittens, rain coat  , baclaviaaaaaaa ( love that stuff …yummy)  a power bar ( gotta be fulled.) never know whats going to happen. possibly a larger bag to carry all that shi*….i do this with my kids too,,,, so that beein’ said. use your head.

yours still in a pile…………………T

don’t argue with unkle bert! just keep stealin his beer… help your mom, and give her hugs ( thats plural!) offten! dad can take a beatin” punch him in the arm, he’s dad. give him one for me,,,,it’s kinda a club thing.

be safe, be well………………..T

lemming’s on the loose.

droping the kids to school , a cyclist put her self on my blind spot, almost took her out! the right hook , she ( as we should ( calls out ” dont you see me?””i respond ” no”( but i missed ya ( thanks god!)  ha ha freakin  ha……shoot, I dont wanna hurt, but damB girl, know, understand,, how to ride…….i hate the blind spot!!!!!!!!!

then a walker ” pedestrian ‘ just steps out into on commin trafik, doesnt look up , says shit to me,” it’s a cross walk” were talkin moving trafiK,,, i call him a lemming , he says some other shit. DAMB! i just wanna jump out and take care of business. ……and there an’t no reach around .

look, there are ways to get along, my eyes er open  , as best as yours , no,,,, actualy better!  and i drive like a slug around town. 20mph  possibly 25……no rush….kids late?    “what ever man”

shite,,,,,, what a morning!

be good all,

and keep it real!

the shops ( sorry stores ) in the area dont post there repair prices.

hhhhuuuuA?

thats bull si#*

no thing is in stone,  but …………………………………..

i got a business plan for some one with the capital! lookin for a leaner meat? tired of seein” fat Americans” , are you a fat American?

HOW ABOUT A FREE RANGE COW

BUT how you ask?

pen em up with a declawed , toothless pack of wolves! thats it people ! no more payin exuberbant prices for buffalo, ostrage or the domastcated imu!

fish you say? there almost extinct. farm raised trout , politely killed turkey?

heck, make tha mothers run!

in udder words

picture this people . nice lean red meat, at affordable prices!!!

dont worry about the cows there just gettin gumed. and the wolves well, they love cat food!

have a great day.

Winters coming so PARAMOUNT is in the sale mode! 15 to 20% off accessories * ,  deals on repairs, bikes at the lowest prices you’l doubt i’m sane . all that and more. tha boss will give you a kiss for it!

no really,

so come on down to Paramount Bicycle Repair

*  all accessories on special orders apply , no rush shipments , all orders have to fit into the minimum order with the distributor , previous orders do not apply.

been checkin out “craigs list” the used bike section

be a good buddy and flag the ones your suspicious of. the repeats. the ones with pictures with the same background and there are multible postings from the same person ( THEIFE

jonny the crack head stay away…………

i hate stolen bikes. i hate the thieves.

fight for the right to ride!

” i came by and you were closed”  ” the lights were on but nobody was home.( was there a note in the window?)…..i came at 9:30 on monday and you were closed and 3 other people showed up too…….ONE GUY WAS REALLY PISSED, here’s my # so we can talk about it….

WHAT? i’m suposed to waste my dime on you? oh and time to have you give me a hard time cause YOU dont know how to  keep track of various businesszzz  hours.   the cafe’ opens at 6. your bank opens at 10 ,the food store is closed on Thanksgiving……

now i will admit i pull some moves, close some times. go for a ride, oR god forbid hang with my wife and kids!

dont give me a hard time bout the hours, most get the “personal day ” sick day. i do an’ catch shit

i gotta go clean the toilet now and do some trash……sorry your repair is on the slow. it’l be done right though.

oh …..i love you too.

P.S. to the known individual that stole my tools and parts ( roughly 600 clams ) good luck!  look over your shoulder…often!